Thursday, August 6, 2009

So You Want To Be A Star.

There are some would be actors who seem to think that they are going to become famous actors over night without paying their dues. Before I go any further I have to tell you a little about myself. As a curious teenager I used to watch people on television and felt in my heart I could do that too, but the opportunity was not there, so I went to a local college to learn automotive engineering. As time went by I found my self in an amateur theatre group, and our first play was a comedy based on the antics of the spider man, an African folk tale hero, these tales were brought from Africa by the slaves. There was no script for this production, we had the story told to us and we made up the words as we went along, each actor knew that the priority was to tell the story from start to finish, this was a great way of teaching us how to focus, think on our feet and team work, we had many weeks of rehearsals. The actor playing the lead role was good but he had a habit of coming late to rehearsals, one evening while waiting for our lead actor to get there, the group asked me to do his part, and the rest as they say is history. For the performance we rented a real theatre with real dressing rooms, we sold tickets on the streets and we had a full house. That night was a ball, we brought the house down. There was an important man in the audience who called me the next day and asked me if I would like to go professional, I said I would call him back, which I did. He was a director who was looking for actors to put a touring company together. This director invited me over to his house and threw a book of Shakespearean plays on my lap and said "I want you to learn some of that", this was scary but I did, he gave me tips on how to handle the style and metering of the language, I was a fast learner, and it turned out to be very useful later when I auditioned for "Measure For Measure" for a major theatre company, and when I went up for " The White Devil" by Webster, I got in on both plays, we even took "Measure for Measure" on an international tour.  I also played the lead in Aristophanes "The Birds" plus many other plays some for which I got critical aclaim. An actor might not garner the fame on stage that he might on the screen, but it is on the stage that real actors are made. From there I started getting parts on television and in films. One day my agent called me and said there is a guy name George Lucas doing a film and he wants you to be a pilot in it, the title of that movie was "Return Of The Jedi".
         I told you this brief history to help clarify the next point I want to get to. I didn't go into details about the nights on tour with my first theatre group, sleeping in cold rooms with hard worn out beds, I did not complain, because I was an actor. (see Ronny Cush on imdb.com).  I currently have friends in the entertainment business and one such person is an agent. The kind of agent I personally admire for her work ethics, and no nonsence approach to the business which is needed if one is going to survive in this industry. It came to my attention recently that a new "actor", who has never done anything, got a part as an extra in a TV series being filmed here in South Florida. This actor, and I use the term loosely, was asked by the director to come away from the crowd, change outfit and do another role, just so you know, the role was that of a pool cleaner, the "actor" got to his phone and started texting my friend the agent, saying the director was racist and he did not want any part of this racist production anymore, and don't send him up for anything if it's not a featured role, temper, temper, temper. What this "actor" did not realise was that he got pulled out of the crowd because the director liked his look, and gave him the pool cleaning part which was in fact a promotion with an increase in pay. With the agency's reputation on the line, this fool will not be going up for any role, featured or otherwise, from this agency any time soon.
         I heard another tale of a second actor who did not understanding his job discription, which is to act. This second "actor" walked away from a project because he did not want to be "killed" in the movie, have you ever heard anything so ridiculous, I know this "actor" personally,  I gave him a part in a movie, and on the first day of principal photography he called me and said he did not want the part anymore because it was not big enough for him, having sat with the script for weeks.  It's obvious to me that these people aren't really actors, they are looking for a way to look heroic on screen, maybe to compensate for something that's lacking  in their lives, to them it's not about portraying a believable character, for them all that matters is "did you get my good side". Back in the day I was always happy to be on the set, because for me it was a learning experience no matter what I was doing.
         About three years ago I was about to do a photo shoot for another agency. I had a female friend who I was trying to help find her sea legs in the business. Before you start thinking about it, no I was not doing her, and no I'm not gay, quite the opposite. Anyway I told my friend to put on a swimwear under her dress, because this shoot was going to be at the beach, and the agent was going to be there, and just before the shoot she would take off her dress, and I would introduce her to the agent while she was wearing her bikini. All went well the agent loved her and signed her up pronto. Three days later my friend got a call from the agent to go work on a Bacardi commercial, no audition required. This idiot showed up forty five minutes late, and when the production assistant spoke to her about it, she started mouthing off with attitude, I really don't know what's wrong with some people, why they find it necessary to cuss anybody anywhere anytime for whatever reason, sometimes the smart thing to do is  to shut the f**k up, of course they fired her stupid ass on the spot.
         Since that incident, I started minding my own business more, and stop trying to be Santa's little helper. Having said that I have a few people that I will always help whenever I can. To me they are soldiers that I have been in the trenches with, and they never complained about breaking a nail. I recall one evening we were filming a scene inside a Miami apartment. We started at sundown and at four  the next morning we took a break, had a two hour nap right there on the carpet unisex style, got up and worked until we got all the shots. I also remember another through the night shoot, the owner of this second location had two cats, a German sherperd dog, and a little green bird in a cage, all co-habiting in a tiny little apartment. The cats and maybe the dog too had been urinating somewhere in the place,  the smell was so bad it made my eyes water, I could feel the stench burning the back of my throat, I thought how could anybody live with this? the police could have used the smell for riot control. We stuck it out and got the job done. So to you guys I say you showed that you are made of sterner stuff, and you deserve every success.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Inside Brianna

Last night I got an email from a Hollywood "A" lister, a screenwriter who works with one of the biggest producers in the movie business, he is behind the highest grossing urban movie of all time, starring academy award winning actor Denzel Washington, the following is an extract from the email....
"I saw Brianna last night. For a low budget, it was good. I really liked the story."
       This means a great deal to me, coming from a respected professional like that tells me I'm doing the right thing. This comment is like an oasis in a desert of negativity. I was quietly confident before, but now it's full steam ahead, and the purveyors of doubt and ill will shall be left foraging for ideas in the wake of my new found determination.
       Brianna was a fun movie to make.  I realized how important it was to work with people who were dedicated to the project as I was. There was laughter on set, and some disasters too, a couple of people cutting their fingers with the knife, one had to be replaced. How hard can it be to cut the sides of a girl's panties without cutting your fingers? the girl was not fighting back, she was letting it happen, I was just happy they did not cut the girl. We shot some scenes in the home of artist Victor-Hugo Vaca 11, there was a painting above the bed in the room where the captured Brianna was held, this painting was from his DNA series, so called because it actully contains the artist's DNA. He did this by mixing his sperm in with the paint. No-one touched that painting. A lady friend of mine was about to grant us permission to to use her beautiful home for one of the locations, but when she heard the word "whorehouse" she ran away screaming noooo, what will my church members think? One actor complained and was eventually replaced because he thought it was too much for him to take his shirt off. Another would be actor was also replaced because he wanted me to talk to his mom about the project and get her permission for him to do a part in the movie, he was over eighteen, all they needed to know was in the script, he was a nice guy tethered to his mom's apron strings.
             I would like to thank the cast and crew for their hard work. You can watch Brianna here http://www.amazon.com/Brianna/dp/B002SUHVHK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=digital-video&qid=1259677703&sr=1-1 Brianna is  also available at  createspace https://www.createspace.com/266873 . My next screenplay is done and ready to go, it is a dramatic piece set in the healthcare business, where a nurse gets caught up in greed and murder. As expected it is my intention to grow with each production. In the above photo, Jordanne Dundas, a miss teen Florida Caribbean winner (left) and Laura Perez, two of the stars from the movie Brianna.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Nipple Shnipple

Recently I offered up some of my photographs for sale online. Among these were some fine art pieces showing a lot of female skin all be it in good taste, even if I say so myself. There were some showing a nipple here, maybe another over there, hardly the kind of photo one would find in a medical encyclopedia. My friend told me I could not put these up for general viewing, oh she said, it might be inappropriate for the children. So then I started to think, are the children in Rome, London, Paris or any of those European cities where art sculptures of bare breasted women adorn every corner, ruined for life because they look upon such works of art? NO. Are they going around raping and murdering people due to the influence of naked breast, some with pigeon droppings dripping from the afore mentioned nipple? NO.
I know good taste is very subjective, but if bare breasts were good back in the days when a woman would get arrested for showing an ankle, and thongs were not even invented, why all the fuss now? I think this is nothing short of hypocrisy. As soon as you're born they stick a nipple in your toothless mouth, and the moment you can chew real food they ban you from looking at where your meal use to come from, this is ridiculous.
Some killjoy in Italy, a few years back, ordered clothes to be painted over the naked bodies of the characters on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, paid a lot money to have it done. A few years later somebody came to their senses and paid more money to have the clothes removed and restore Michelangelo's masterpiece to it's former glory. It is high time we get our priorities right, with war and starvation across planet earth, there are some children, and how they love to show them to us on TV at dinner time, who would give up an arm and a leg to look at a nipple, especially one with some milk in it.